#fifty
Oh God, here they come
thirty to fifty wild boars
I’m quite stunned
so I slam the door
and look for my gun
which isn’t there anymore
the liberals took it away
not because of bullets sprayed on concert days
but to make me gay
which is why I hid my AK.
Thirty to fifty wild boars are attacking
while my children are in the yard
I can already see their bodies stacking
without an assault rifle to guard
so I find the weapon I’ve hidden
and say to the swine good riddance
the assault rifle made the difference
it’s not just a recreational interest.
Wild boars have only killed four people in US history
because they’ve been plotting
so to me it’s no mystery
these wild boars I’m spotting
Are terrorists
that share a fist
with liberal wrists
so I must defend my country
with assault rifle hunting.
These razorbacks
find ways to smack
those who firepower lack
leaving destruction in their tracks
their leader is wearing black
he’s the harbinger of doom
wielding a scythe
like a broom
to show me eternal night
in my tomb.
My armor piercing rounds
defeat the rotund hounds
their bodies fall to the ground
my family is safe and sound
but that’s not enough
my survival was luck
I go to the government for change
to get weapons in a deadlier range
because my assault rifle can **** thirty to fifty wild boars
but what if I’m attacked by thirty to fifty more?
May 27, 2020
May 27, 2020 at 12:02 AM UTC
Mean music, blues, is what they called
the noises,
morphing to music, in mir
act all-outs miraclue-lesss time of magi Ai ai ai
ical memes, mere memories of
mmm
the sound,
the music is in the pattern,
commas make no noise, breathe,
see, slow and steady, wins the race, been
there
done that, is a game sons of god once played,
or
perhaps, they were grandsons, in the summer of 1969.
Been there done that went way back,
that night by Lake Mohave,
when I built the carbon
oxidizing pyramid,
that burned the lesson this deep,
so now, some fifty years after
everwhen that was, when I was there
and you were not. That
is all you know,
you were not there. But here you are.
Mar 3, 2020
Mar 3, 2020 at 1:45 PM UTC
"One day you'll find someone like you."
"I hope not."
Aug 12, 2018
Aug 12, 2018 at 4:48 PM UTC
With Ma Lil **** Dill
one bilabial fricative smacking
tongue thrusting (lizard like)
indefatigable prelapsarian
Garden of Eden dwelling primate
doth pine with two lipped treating zest
for Eve fun juiced a tasty droplet, wrest
ting kitty meowing Mz er loo,
sans verboten fruit Yukon die vest
via jump starting
a hovering damn
electric kool aid acid test
Hair and there, a bare naked lady attired
in her birthday suit, the sexiest
plump ***** roseate
sear suckered ******* trickling milky nectar
when casting shadowed umbra at rest
thirsting, unleashing, vaunting,
et cetera viz prurient quest,
whereby this rambunctious
***** bull lever severely oppressed
condemned with life sentence
of ****** solitude, nest
souled (sorely testing
agonizing Victorian modest
tee primly and properly
tortures carnal temptation lest
surrendering syllabus "C" ) even jest
a jot, cuz tis pure torture restraining
feral, hormonal, integral hankering
to stoke libido at Parochialism be hest
thus, aye feel unfairly deprived,
no hello kitty will be guest
unsure how helpful "getting off my chest"
works thee unnatural tethered
****** suppression, perhaps best
left unmentioned, encumbered
with jiggly, flabby droopy breast
works, and unwanted love handles
state of reined swiftly tailored
harried stylishly groomed
FitBit bridled uncertainty I attest.
Jun 11, 2018
Jun 11, 2018 at 10:00 PM UTC
A company girl
A beauty like pearl
Anastasia is the name
She doesn't want any fame
But she got it
In just one click
A money for the family
Even though she'll be called 'filthy'
Mr.grey a famous name
A daddy for all dame
No words to say
When he started his play
He caught her attention
That increases their affection
Does will lead to love?
Or pure list will shove...
Sep 18, 2017
Sep 18, 2017 at 6:04 AM UTC
My Yoga Girls
My yoga girls are over fifty;
Nifty, flexible and strong.
They’ll live a long, long life, I’m sure,
All striving to discover who they are,
Where, what their star,
Their own par-
ticular
And special star.
They’re wonderful, their aim my aim.
My yoga girls are reaching
And a reason for my teaching,
It so satisfying and exciting,
Dare I say delighting
And delightful.
We don’t bother with the Sanskrit names,
A game I used to be involved in.
It is yoga in the everyday,
With tools around to play around with
Everywhere, even while watching Wednesday’s matinee.
Table, chair, each surface in the house:
Tub, floor, door, bed -
No jot can stop the focus
For a body use:
All excuses to expand the head,
Find mind in muscle, skin and bone,
Synapse, neuron, hormone.
All alive and full of jive.
When I speak of yoga,
My technique and yoga,
And my little clique of yoga girls
Nothing makes me happier.
My Yoga Girls 3.4.2017
Circling Round Baths II; Circling Round Yoga II; Circling Round Woman II;
Arlene Corwin
Mar 5, 2017
Mar 5, 2017 at 12:14 PM UTC
He said he was done with killing.
But the Angel of Death never lets go of her lovers.
Each town he moved to,
She possessed him to claim another life.
Finally, he climbed a tall hill and looked out;
Took his own life, so the Angel of Death married him.
Dec 18, 2016
Dec 18, 2016 at 6:36 PM UTC
Can't you see,
These blood stains,
From my heart,
To your heart?
Are you blind,
To my love,
That's not subtle,
Only for you?
How do I,
Make you fall,
In love with,
My poor self?
Can it be,
That you would,
Fall for me?
I love you.
It's true.
Apr 9, 2016
Apr 9, 2016 at 1:08 AM UTC
By Arcassin Burnham
Scowl up my face for the moves you make,
You Are the definition to finding a word in the Webster's dictionary,
I'm so Appalled!!!!!
No better way to punish someone you want to destroy in an office full of documents and papers for charitable organizations,
That can be dealt with later,
He enjoys the oral way too often,
And shes never been penetrated,
masterful until he's in his coffin,
Virginity will get authenticated,
Escalated,
Elevated,
Rejuvenated,
Just be glad that your face is straightened.
May 31, 2015
May 31, 2015 at 8:05 PM UTC
When you're only twenty,
Two years are a long time
But remember always
That now you're in your prime
And fifty years from now
The choices you must make
Today will have taken
Much more that is at stake.
It's fine to be lonely;
Don't you fear the moment;
Take care of your future;
Stay strong in the present;
Play on your own heart strings,
Listen to its soft sound,
Embrace its melody,
Just dance to it, around...
You're bound to make mistakes,
You'll scream and laugh and cry,
You'll look back at this but
You won't ask yourself why .
Apr 26, 2015
Apr 26, 2015 at 12:20 PM UTC
looking out into the street
there's a line a mile long
i haven't even opened yet
there must be something wrong
the line it stretches round the block
it doesn't make much sense
i feel a riot may break out
i start getting rather tense
the phone is ringing off the hook
i amazed at things i hear
i've never had a thought like that
i tell them 'stick it in your ear
they tell me, mate, that's just the point
i tell them to go on
i'm a paint store for the colour blind
i'm not a *** salon
for days the calls keep coming
i don't know what to say
i just run a small paint shop
known as fifty shades of grey
Feb 13, 2015
Feb 13, 2015 at 3:47 PM UTC
One day in Pickwick
Soon to be acquainted
You must be sainted
It simply said click
You caught my eye
It was an oddity
You didn’t out me
as a complicated guy
It’s not a perhaps
I need you everyday
You oughtn’t go away
Without you I'll collapse
It might seem Lemony
this idea of mine
It’s opposite of malign
I simply want hegemony
I hope you know
you’re under my control
I own your whole
Following the written escrow
You’re my morning salvation
The highpoint of Monday
the sun in Sunday
You’re my liberating vacation
Darling baby you see
You’re my delicious Tea
Jan 29, 2015
Jan 29, 2015 at 12:10 PM UTC