#erectionontoilet
Imodium, imodium,
Such a wonderful drug
If my arsehole's a drain,
Then imodium's the plug
Rusty radiator water,
Pouring from my behind,
It splashes so high,
I risk going blind,
But Imodium to my rescue,
Fixing me up in a jiffy,
Back to when pooing,
Merely gave me a ******
Oct 29, 2014
Oct 29, 2014 at 12:35 PM UTC