#bumpain
I have a haemorrhoid,
It causes me much pain,
I once strained too much,
Unfortunately dislodging this vein,
Sometimes it causes hemorrhaging,
Especially when lacking fibre,
I wish I could fix this with duct tape,
Like a lavatory dwelling Macgyver
Or maybe some elastic bands,
Potentially it could fall off,
Then I wouldn't have to check my ***
When letting out a cough.
Oct 28, 2014
Oct 28, 2014 at 4:33 PM UTC