The day of Doom approaches, did you ever wonder how…
How your *** will die, leave the hear and now
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World War Three might get you, blow your *** to Hell
It will be so fast, you won’t have the time to yell
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Or maybe a volcano, will fry you to a crisp
You will be well done, then blow away with the next wisp
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How about an earthquake, you’ll get buried with some rocks
You won’t need a grave…You will be like a flummox
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Ah! A Tsunami!…wash your *** away
Do you like the water? Go and splash and play
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Do you have a bull’s-eye? Painted on your ass
An asteroid will land there, so go drink some kvass
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Sweet dreams and sleep so thigh, have a happy day
Don’t worry ‘bout tomorrow…makes your hair turn gray
Dec 15, 2014
Dec 15, 2014 at 3:26 AM UTC
The day of Doom approaches, did you ever wonder how…
How your *** will die, leave the hear and now
-
World War Three might get you, blow your *** to Hell
It will be so fast, you won’t have the time to yell
-
Or maybe a volcano, will fry you to a crisp
You will be well done, then blow away with the next wisp
-
How about an earthquake, you’ll get buried with some rocks
You won’t need a grave…You will be like a flummox
-
Ah! A Tsunami!…wash your *** away
Do you like the water? Go and splash and play
-
Do you have a bull’s-eye? Painted on your ass
An asteroid will land there, so go drink some kvass
-
Sweet dreams and sleep so thigh, have a happy day
Don’t worry ‘bout tomorrow…makes your hair turn gray