I sat next to a **** fox at the
bar
It was a stumble really--I didn't
see her and barely made it onto the
stool
But she scooted to the left and brushed
my right arm
I glanced and said,
"Hi."
She smiled and asked how I was doing.
I responded with,
"What are you drinking?"
She giggled and said she was sipping on
a *** and coke
I got the bartender's attention and told him,
*** and coke"
He brought it back and sat it between
the two of us--
I threw him six bucks.
She drained her drink and reached for the
*** and coke.
--I slipped in quicker and grabbed the glass;
gulped it
The fox looked confused
I smirked,
stood up,
and walked out.
Dec 9, 2014
Dec 9, 2014 at 11:52 AM UTC
I sat next to a **** fox at the
bar
It was a stumble really--I didn't
see her and barely made it onto the
stool
But she scooted to the left and brushed
my right arm
I glanced and said,
"Hi."
She smiled and asked how I was doing.
I responded with,
"What are you drinking?"
She giggled and said she was sipping on
a *** and coke
I got the bartender's attention and told him,
*** and coke"
He brought it back and sat it between
the two of us--
I threw him six bucks.
She drained her drink and reached for the
*** and coke.
--I slipped in quicker and grabbed the glass;
gulped it
The fox looked confused
I smirked,
stood up,
and walked out.