I ate a gnat
then spat
sat
down
digesting that
what
had happened
when
a fly flew
up
my
***
and tickled
so
I farted
blew him
to
three
or four parts.
Then,
thinking
all was
done,
a Beagle
came and bit my
ankle.
I snatched him
earless.
Then, to my dismay, an
Eagle came and said,
"god ****** we are just hungry"
He snatched my thumb and flew away
into the frigid night
with my digit.
I now sit here,
twaddlin'
Dec 6, 2014
Dec 6, 2014 at 7:34 PM UTC
I ate a gnat
then spat
sat
down
digesting that
what
had happened
when
a fly flew
up
my
***
and tickled
so
I farted
blew him
to
three
or four parts.
Then,
thinking
all was
done,
a Beagle
came and bit my
ankle.
I snatched him
earless.
Then, to my dismay, an
Eagle came and said,
"god ****** we are just hungry"
He snatched my thumb and flew away
into the frigid night
with my digit.
I now sit here,
twaddlin'
