Welcome to Men Tal's Asylum
Would you like a room?
Oh, you're here for a visit?
Don't keep your hopes up, soon will come your doom
You see that man in the rocking chair?
Why, that's Old Sir James
He was a devoted knight
Who loved to play horrid games
And that girl giggling to herself?
That's little Mary
She killed both her parents
Convinced she sacrificed them to a fairy
Those twins in the corner?
That's Tommy and Sue
They burned the town folk
And even ate a few
The regal woman in the straightjacket
Is Queen Opal Mead
She killed her son and husband
And crazily laughed her head
The boy being restrained over here?
That is Kendall Fair
He killed his sister an hour ago
And ate all of her hair
Our last and final stop is a room
A mirror and bad news, don't you see
Those patients you saw never existed
But your stay here is free!
Dec 1, 2014
Dec 1, 2014 at 9:14 AM UTC
Welcome to Men Tal's Asylum
Would you like a room?
Oh, you're here for a visit?
Don't keep your hopes up, soon will come your doom
You see that man in the rocking chair?
Why, that's Old Sir James
He was a devoted knight
Who loved to play horrid games
And that girl giggling to herself?
That's little Mary
She killed both her parents
Convinced she sacrificed them to a fairy
Those twins in the corner?
That's Tommy and Sue
They burned the town folk
And even ate a few
The regal woman in the straightjacket
Is Queen Opal Mead
She killed her son and husband
And crazily laughed her head
The boy being restrained over here?
That is Kendall Fair
He killed his sister an hour ago
And ate all of her hair
Our last and final stop is a room
A mirror and bad news, don't you see
Those patients you saw never existed
But your stay here is free!
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