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Bank, took away my tract-home-house, got divorced from my last cheatin’ spouse Laid-of from my company job, all I get to eat is corn-on-the-cob Get evicted cant pay no rent Rains too **** much to pitch me a tent Kinfolk don’t  like the mess I’m in, so I became a bohemian . . . Trailer Home Romeo, I’m a trailer ho-home romeo Kinfolk don’t  like the shape Im in, so I drink with trailer park beer drinkin men ! Pay Taxes that I owe?  Hell No !  I’m a bohemian on the go a trailer ho-home romeo! Bought me an old F-150 Ford, at least I ain’t got no **** landlord I cash in cans I find on the ground, easy work get paid by the pound Can’t buy me no tonic and Gin like the rich Good-Sam suburbians I fix my own truck rent-a-wreck, told I don’t qualify for no welfare check Afriad to go outside in the day for a jog, got bit last week by the neighbors dog Can’t track me down, I’m always on the go, move down south if it starts to snow! Move when I want don’t have to hesitate, hitch-up my truck and relocate My left tire just fell-apart so I propped it up with a K-mart shopping cart Got me a bottle of Jim Beam to pamper, might get drunk but I’m a happy Camper ! Kinfolk don’t  like the mess I’m in, so I became a bohemian . . . Trailer Home Romeo, I’m a trailer ho-home romeo Kinfolk don’t  like the shape I’m in, so I drink with trailer park beer drinkin men ! Pay Taxes that I owe?  ... Hell No !   I’m a bohemian on the go a trailer ho-home romeo! © David Wayne Clare   In Perpetuity - ALL RIGHTS RESERVED Clairvoyant Music / BMI
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Dec 1, 2014
Dec 1, 2014 at 3:20 AM UTC
Trailer Home Romeo
Bank, took away my tract-home-house, got divorced from my last cheatin’ spouse Laid-of from my company job, all I get to eat is corn-on-the-cob Get evicted cant pay no rent Rains too **** much to pitch me a tent Kinfolk don’t  like the mess I’m in, so I became a bohemian . . . Trailer Home Romeo, I’m a trailer ho-home romeo Kinfolk don’t  like the shape Im in, so I drink with trailer park beer drinkin men ! Pay Taxes that I owe?  Hell No !  I’m a bohemian on the go a trailer ho-home romeo! Bought me an old F-150 Ford, at least I ain’t got no **** landlord I cash in cans I find on the ground, easy work get paid by the pound Can’t buy me no tonic and Gin like the rich Good-Sam suburbians I fix my own truck rent-a-wreck, told I don’t qualify for no welfare check Afriad to go outside in the day for a jog, got bit last week by the neighbors dog Can’t track me down, I’m always on the go, move down south if it starts to snow! Move when I want don’t have to hesitate, hitch-up my truck and relocate My left tire just fell-apart so I propped it up with a K-mart shopping cart Got me a bottle of Jim Beam to pamper, might get drunk but I’m a happy Camper ! Kinfolk don’t  like the mess I’m in, so I became a bohemian . . . Trailer Home Romeo, I’m a trailer ho-home romeo Kinfolk don’t  like the shape I’m in, so I drink with trailer park beer drinkin men ! Pay Taxes that I owe?  ... Hell No !   I’m a bohemian on the go a trailer ho-home romeo! © David Wayne Clare   In Perpetuity - ALL RIGHTS RESERVED Clairvoyant Music / BMI
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Dec 1, 2014
Dec 1, 2014 at 3:20 AM UTC
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