The berries are poison berries, the boy said.
What kind of poison?
Bad kind.
How do you know?
Mom told me.
Dare me to eat one?
Yup.
It don't taste like poison.
What does poison taste like?
Worse than this.
I want some.
How poisonous is it?
Mom says it'll **** you.
Then why'd you eat one.
I want to go to heaven.
I thought they were a little poison, like make you **** funny poison.
I figure if I want to make it to heaven this is the only way.
I can't believe this. You didn't say anything—
Bible says all children go to heaven because they is innocent.
I'm going to throw up. You just put your finger on your tongue, right?
Further back. To the tonsil thingy.
It's not coming. I can't. I can't. This—I didn't feed the dogs.
Don't worry about the dogs. We're going to heaven.
Bible doesn't say that.
Preacher does.
Well.
Preacher said it's impossible for a rich man to go to heaven, pretty tough for a fat man—on account of the way being so narrow—and just plain hard for everyone else. The only one guaranteed is kids.
I haven't even kissed a girl.
You're not missing much.
I've only kissed Mom.
Yeah. She kisses okay.
What if the kids aren't innocent?
Kids are always innocent.
I feel funny.
Me too.
But what about kids that do bad stuff?
Like?
You know, fighting and cussing and stuff.
They don't know better. Free ticket to heaven.
Huh.
My tummy is making put-titter-put noises.
What if a kid slayed another kid? You know thou shalt not slay.
I didn't slay you.
I'm just asking.
I wouldn't slay.
You didn't tell me these berries would **** me. Seems the same as slaying me.
Throw up.
I tried.
Let me help you. I ain't losing my free ride.
Geez. You're hurting me.
Throw up.
I can't.
I'm going to punch you.
Don't punch me.
Throw up.
You punched me.
I'm going to do it again.
No.
Throw up.
You punched me again.
Let me try cramming my fingers down there again.
Ow.
If God chalks this up to slaying.
He will.
I'll find a way.
A way?
To heaven.
Nov 29, 2014
Nov 29, 2014 at 10:30 PM UTC
The berries are poison berries, the boy said.
What kind of poison?
Bad kind.
How do you know?
Mom told me.
Dare me to eat one?
Yup.
It don't taste like poison.
What does poison taste like?
Worse than this.
I want some.
How poisonous is it?
Mom says it'll **** you.
Then why'd you eat one.
I want to go to heaven.
I thought they were a little poison, like make you **** funny poison.
I figure if I want to make it to heaven this is the only way.
I can't believe this. You didn't say anything—
Bible says all children go to heaven because they is innocent.
I'm going to throw up. You just put your finger on your tongue, right?
Further back. To the tonsil thingy.
It's not coming. I can't. I can't. This—I didn't feed the dogs.
Don't worry about the dogs. We're going to heaven.
Bible doesn't say that.
Preacher does.
Well.
Preacher said it's impossible for a rich man to go to heaven, pretty tough for a fat man—on account of the way being so narrow—and just plain hard for everyone else. The only one guaranteed is kids.
I haven't even kissed a girl.
You're not missing much.
I've only kissed Mom.
Yeah. She kisses okay.
What if the kids aren't innocent?
Kids are always innocent.
I feel funny.
Me too.
But what about kids that do bad stuff?
Like?
You know, fighting and cussing and stuff.
They don't know better. Free ticket to heaven.
Huh.
My tummy is making put-titter-put noises.
What if a kid slayed another kid? You know thou shalt not slay.
I didn't slay you.
I'm just asking.
I wouldn't slay.
You didn't tell me these berries would **** me. Seems the same as slaying me.
Throw up.
I tried.
Let me help you. I ain't losing my free ride.
Geez. You're hurting me.
Throw up.
I can't.
I'm going to punch you.
Don't punch me.
Throw up.
You punched me.
I'm going to do it again.
No.
Throw up.
You punched me again.
Let me try cramming my fingers down there again.
Ow.
If God chalks this up to slaying.
He will.
I'll find a way.
A way?
To heaven.
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