How to deal with an addiction to hellopoetry:
Step one: Admit you have a problem
Step two: Start by limiting your time on it
Step three: Join a support group and share your feelings
Step four: Have the people in the support group talk to you about quitting hellopoetry.
Step 5: Slaughter everyone within a 10 mile radius with a chainsaw and go back on hellopoetry
Step 6: When the police knock on your door offer to help them sign up for hellopoetry.
Step 7: Creepily pet your chainsaw like a cat.
Step 8: Never mind, I'm too busy on hello poetry
Nov 24, 2014
Nov 24, 2014 at 2:56 PM UTC
How to deal with an addiction to hellopoetry:
Step one: Admit you have a problem
Step two: Start by limiting your time on it
Step three: Join a support group and share your feelings
Step four: Have the people in the support group talk to you about quitting hellopoetry.
Step 5: Slaughter everyone within a 10 mile radius with a chainsaw and go back on hellopoetry
Step 6: When the police knock on your door offer to help them sign up for hellopoetry.
Step 7: Creepily pet your chainsaw like a cat.
Step 8: Never mind, I'm too busy on hello poetry
I know, I have a problem. If you have an issue with that I HAVE A CHAINSAW!
Sorry if I have offended someone with my violence. :D
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