The Notorious Natalie sat in her chair plotting the downfall of Nurse Agnes. She did not notice her quarry coming down the hall as her mind was absorbed in plots of murder. Having only recently attained sobriety, she took the picky Nurse Agnes as being a sanctimonious old bat. Startled, she looked up into that very old nurse's face, and lunged at her with her icepick in hand. Unfortunately for Natalie, being forgetful as she was, she tripped over the walker she was using. The ice pick entered her easily and put an end to Notorious Natalie's plotting for good.
Thus Ends a Terrible Story.
Jan 30, 2011
Jan 30, 2011 at 4:18 PM UTC
The Notorious Natalie sat in her chair plotting the downfall of Nurse Agnes. She did not notice her quarry coming down the hall as her mind was absorbed in plots of murder. Having only recently attained sobriety, she took the picky Nurse Agnes as being a sanctimonious old bat. Startled, she looked up into that very old nurse's face, and lunged at her with her icepick in hand. Unfortunately for Natalie, being forgetful as she was, she tripped over the walker she was using. The ice pick entered her easily and put an end to Notorious Natalie's plotting for good.
Thus Ends a Terrible Story.
And again. Sanctimonious. Sobriety. Forgetful. Old. Notorious. Picky. Absorbed.
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