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Life on the city streets wasn't easy I lived off top ramen along with the spray cheesey Panhandlin' all day long just to get on by It was enough to make a grown pigeon cry That's right I'm a pigeon, I'm a bird of flight But I'm a **** *** bird, win evry fight Don't you talk back or I'll skin you, fly you like a kite hide up yo kids cause I be coming for em tonight Bye the way I'm batman. A dark ************ knight! So stay inside cause I be breakin in An innocent pigeon, you'll never see me comin Stealing all yo stuff an scoopin up yo kids I'll auction em off, take the highest bid So don't call me a **** cause I put a roof over their head I pay them to work, by that I mean givin head Later that night we'll all go to bed Life be good when they **** my **** red That's right I'm Chester the pigeon You won't catch me in the kitchen This poem be over so quit yo *******
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Oct 30, 2014
Oct 30, 2014 at 2:07 PM UTC
A Day in the Life of Chester
Life on the city streets wasn't easy I lived off top ramen along with the spray cheesey Panhandlin' all day long just to get on by It was enough to make a grown pigeon cry That's right I'm a pigeon, I'm a bird of flight But I'm a **** *** bird, win evry fight Don't you talk back or I'll skin you, fly you like a kite hide up yo kids cause I be coming for em tonight Bye the way I'm batman. A dark ************ knight! So stay inside cause I be breakin in An innocent pigeon, you'll never see me comin Stealing all yo stuff an scoopin up yo kids I'll auction em off, take the highest bid So don't call me a **** cause I put a roof over their head I pay them to work, by that I mean givin head Later that night we'll all go to bed Life be good when they **** my **** red That's right I'm Chester the pigeon You won't catch me in the kitchen This poem be over so quit yo *******
I wrote this in a ditch
TootsMcCrudiggen
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Oct 30, 2014
Oct 30, 2014 at 2:07 PM UTC
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