When God created Dads
He made mine quite queer
He made mine with a big belly
Maybe from drinking too much non alcoholic beer
He made my dad love bananas
More than words can say
He’ll go out at midnight buying bananas
There’s no stopping him, come what may
He made him a little stubborn
He eats whatever makes him drool
Mutton beef or pork
He loves to break the rules
His eyebrows are way too long
bushy and way too thick
sometimes i think he needs to cut them
Even mowing them would do the trick
Daddy loves to get up
at the crack of dawn
Disturb everybody too
Early in the morn
To run off to one of his adventures
He’ll drag me out of bed
“lets go see the mountains today!” he says
Even though my eyes are still red
He won’t take no for an answer
and tries to bribe me with a treat
“But we can go have your favourite breakfast” he says
and then I’m rushing to buckle myself in the carseat
Being around daddy
is always so much fun
we keep roaming and roaming around
until the day is done
Daddy wears only one colour
It’s his usual shade of brown
Nothing else picks his fancy
He ends up looking like a clown
His pants are always too short
and always show his socks
He wears them with his iron shoes
which thud around when he walks
When daddy is at a buffet
or at an office event with free food
He steals me cakes in his pockets
To brighten up my mood
God made my daddy
ever so generous and so sweet
My daddy is my hero
the nicest person I could ever meet
God made daddy perfect
so we girls would know
What to look for in a man
and how his goodness would show
God sent daddies
to come into the world
For where God couldn’t physically walk among us
Daddy would be protecting God’s little girls
Oct 29, 2014
Oct 29, 2014 at 5:58 AM UTC
When God created Dads
He made mine quite queer
He made mine with a big belly
Maybe from drinking too much non alcoholic beer
He made my dad love bananas
More than words can say
He’ll go out at midnight buying bananas
There’s no stopping him, come what may
He made him a little stubborn
He eats whatever makes him drool
Mutton beef or pork
He loves to break the rules
His eyebrows are way too long
bushy and way too thick
sometimes i think he needs to cut them
Even mowing them would do the trick
Daddy loves to get up
at the crack of dawn
Disturb everybody too
Early in the morn
To run off to one of his adventures
He’ll drag me out of bed
“lets go see the mountains today!” he says
Even though my eyes are still red
He won’t take no for an answer
and tries to bribe me with a treat
“But we can go have your favourite breakfast” he says
and then I’m rushing to buckle myself in the carseat
Being around daddy
is always so much fun
we keep roaming and roaming around
until the day is done
Daddy wears only one colour
It’s his usual shade of brown
Nothing else picks his fancy
He ends up looking like a clown
His pants are always too short
and always show his socks
He wears them with his iron shoes
which thud around when he walks
When daddy is at a buffet
or at an office event with free food
He steals me cakes in his pockets
To brighten up my mood
God made my daddy
ever so generous and so sweet
My daddy is my hero
the nicest person I could ever meet
God made daddy perfect
so we girls would know
What to look for in a man
and how his goodness would show
God sent daddies
to come into the world
For where God couldn’t physically walk among us
Daddy would be protecting God’s little girls
