Protection pledge of best friends:
-As soon as he starts looking at you like a piece of meat I start looking at him like a potential shishkebab
-When some ***** has hurt your feelings in the name of pride I know you gotta act tough, take the high road, and be mature. That's a good system, so while you do that I'll load her Into a catapult near the grand canyon... or maybe a massive pile of broken glass... or even just a huge fire. That works too.
-If you're in pain, I'll listen to you, I'll hunt down the ******* who upset you and find out just how flammable gasoline is when you drench someone else in it then I'll buy you bubble wrap, chocolate, a baseball bat and a tub of ice cream slightly greater in volume than your house.
-I'll make you feel better about yourself when you look at me and think: **** Comparatively to her, I'm remarkably sane! :D
-I'll always be here for you
Repost if you love your best friends like sisters and would die to protect them
Comment with your friendship code! Or with really any thoughts you happen to have :)
Oct 27, 2014
Oct 27, 2014 at 2:02 AM UTC
Protection pledge of best friends:
-As soon as he starts looking at you like a piece of meat I start looking at him like a potential shishkebab
-When some ***** has hurt your feelings in the name of pride I know you gotta act tough, take the high road, and be mature. That's a good system, so while you do that I'll load her Into a catapult near the grand canyon... or maybe a massive pile of broken glass... or even just a huge fire. That works too.
-If you're in pain, I'll listen to you, I'll hunt down the ******* who upset you and find out just how flammable gasoline is when you drench someone else in it then I'll buy you bubble wrap, chocolate, a baseball bat and a tub of ice cream slightly greater in volume than your house.
-I'll make you feel better about yourself when you look at me and think: **** Comparatively to her, I'm remarkably sane! :D
-I'll always be here for you
Repost if you love your best friends like sisters and would die to protect them
Comment with your friendship code! Or with really any thoughts you happen to have :)
Repost if you love your best friends like sisters and would die to protect them
Comment with your friendship code! Or with really any thoughts you happen to have :)
Request permission to use this poem