Leaving home is quite difficult
You're going to see
But I don't mean for you
No, this is all about me
I'm your father, your daddy
I raised you from nothing
And now somehow you think
You don't need me or something?
Who might you think that you are, young lady
To go and be "Miss Independent" already?
Leaving my protection
Thinking you know best
I guess my fatherly advice
You just couldn't need less
Well, don't think you'll get off that easy, my lady
You can run but not hide
From your daddy's words
And just maybe they'll come back to haunt you
Or at least make you smile
Especially when you realize
I was right by a mile
Not bragging, just saying
That will happen a lot
Because your daddy knows best
At least, more often than not
So when you get in a pinch
Chances are, I've covered it
And my words will come back to you
Quite clearly, I'm sure of it
But on the outside chance
There's something you lack
If some piece of advice
Happened to fall through the cracks
You'll be comforted to know
That I will stay close in touch
For your sake, of course
Because you need me so much
Don't think that you don't
O you know that it's true
You'll miss my advice
But I suppose I will, too
My advice, after all
Was just to hear myself talking
At least that's what you thought
All these years
Now stop mocking
And rolling your eyes
When I tell you sincerely
To stay out of dark allies
And carry pepper spray
Not merely to make me feel better
Because this is not about me
There's a reason I give such good advice
And for free
I confess to only the highest of motives
I love you, my daughter
So I just can't help it
Oct 24, 2014
Oct 24, 2014 at 4:20 AM UTC
Leaving home is quite difficult
You're going to see
But I don't mean for you
No, this is all about me
I'm your father, your daddy
I raised you from nothing
And now somehow you think
You don't need me or something?
Who might you think that you are, young lady
To go and be "Miss Independent" already?
Leaving my protection
Thinking you know best
I guess my fatherly advice
You just couldn't need less
Well, don't think you'll get off that easy, my lady
You can run but not hide
From your daddy's words
And just maybe they'll come back to haunt you
Or at least make you smile
Especially when you realize
I was right by a mile
Not bragging, just saying
That will happen a lot
Because your daddy knows best
At least, more often than not
So when you get in a pinch
Chances are, I've covered it
And my words will come back to you
Quite clearly, I'm sure of it
But on the outside chance
There's something you lack
If some piece of advice
Happened to fall through the cracks
You'll be comforted to know
That I will stay close in touch
For your sake, of course
Because you need me so much
Don't think that you don't
O you know that it's true
You'll miss my advice
But I suppose I will, too
My advice, after all
Was just to hear myself talking
At least that's what you thought
All these years
Now stop mocking
And rolling your eyes
When I tell you sincerely
To stay out of dark allies
And carry pepper spray
Not merely to make me feel better
Because this is not about me
There's a reason I give such good advice
And for free
I confess to only the highest of motives
I love you, my daughter
So I just can't help it
To my adventurous daughter, who for some reason wants to spread her wings and fly.
