In bed while you and your little minx snuggle smoosh and snore.
Im usally ********* outta my mind.
So why not reach for the phone cause im tired of a same old
conversation with the floor.
One ring, two rings, four.
Bet she's off ******** some lucky *******
Who's this 3423 wait wrong number i knew
my angel wasnt just some cheap *****
The rooms running in circles course maybe thats just me.
Hey wonder what tommys up to.
Dude what you so ****** about?
It's not my fault after you dated my
sister you can light a forrest fire with your ***
Another shot of Jack okay maybe ten.
And much like like grandpa on ****** .
My ***** thoughts mentally aroused again.
On a quest i called Rebecca ,Taylor,Mickey,Minnie and
some drag queen named Tina , or Sue
Baby many hangovers will probaly not recall my journey
drunk dialing my way back to you.
Spin the the bottle with next door neighbors dog.
Watching youtube such high class watching a monkey
***** a frog.
Alvin and the chipmunks sure dont sing as good
in *** of boiling water.
Sure was awkward asking my cousin is it okay
if I date your daughter.
911 i have a emergency im gonna run outta beer and the VCR
ate my ****
Help honey im lost and i feel ive been ***** by Justin Bieber and
the other children of the corn.
Officer it's kinda strange to ask for number he just blew.
Honey i got fleas and i think something worse than Bieber fever
I hope this is love for im drunk dialing my way back to you.
Hello who's this um if you dont know I'll give ya a guess.
Im the G but not the spot.
But they say after a few drinks and some minor head trauma
im really hot.
Hey Skeeter if your in bed then who the **** am I callin?
Jesus , Charlie Chaplin , Mr Ed, And that loveable Stalin.
looks like Ive had to many crystal **** rice crispi treats.
Yeah I know I should have my own show on the food channle.
For all the plump ******* showing them really healthy eats.
Sugar **** my quest was much like *** with a normal person
yeah no whips, chains, police chase's or romantic music by 2 live crew.
Yes sugar it's no wonder you didnt answer the phone.
Btw I puked under the bed dont worry it was the neighbors
All while drunk dialing my way back to you.
Jan 15, 2011
Jan 15, 2011 at 8:11 PM UTC
In bed while you and your little minx snuggle smoosh and snore.
Im usally ********* outta my mind.
So why not reach for the phone cause im tired of a same old
conversation with the floor.
One ring, two rings, four.
Bet she's off ******** some lucky *******
Who's this 3423 wait wrong number i knew
my angel wasnt just some cheap *****
The rooms running in circles course maybe thats just me.
Hey wonder what tommys up to.
Dude what you so ****** about?
It's not my fault after you dated my
sister you can light a forrest fire with your ***
Another shot of Jack okay maybe ten.
And much like like grandpa on ****** .
My ***** thoughts mentally aroused again.
On a quest i called Rebecca ,Taylor,Mickey,Minnie and
some drag queen named Tina , or Sue
Baby many hangovers will probaly not recall my journey
drunk dialing my way back to you.
Spin the the bottle with next door neighbors dog.
Watching youtube such high class watching a monkey
***** a frog.
Alvin and the chipmunks sure dont sing as good
in *** of boiling water.
Sure was awkward asking my cousin is it okay
if I date your daughter.
911 i have a emergency im gonna run outta beer and the VCR
ate my ****
Help honey im lost and i feel ive been ***** by Justin Bieber and
the other children of the corn.
Officer it's kinda strange to ask for number he just blew.
Honey i got fleas and i think something worse than Bieber fever
I hope this is love for im drunk dialing my way back to you.
Hello who's this um if you dont know I'll give ya a guess.
Im the G but not the spot.
But they say after a few drinks and some minor head trauma
im really hot.
Hey Skeeter if your in bed then who the **** am I callin?
Jesus , Charlie Chaplin , Mr Ed, And that loveable Stalin.
looks like Ive had to many crystal **** rice crispi treats.
Yeah I know I should have my own show on the food channle.
For all the plump ******* showing them really healthy eats.
Sugar **** my quest was much like *** with a normal person
yeah no whips, chains, police chase's or romantic music by 2 live crew.
Yes sugar it's no wonder you didnt answer the phone.
Btw I puked under the bed dont worry it was the neighbors
All while drunk dialing my way back to you.
A instant classic pick it up on cd or eight track in a land fill near you.
Regrets I have few.
Forgot the rest of the words cause im kinda wasted
hmmm hmmm hmm okay I promise
im not that bad im way worse.
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