Addressee:
Department Head of Creativity,
HP School Of Rhymes and Poetry
Dear Mr Cole,
I write an ernest plea
To crave forgiveness for my little Tryst
For as you know the homework set by thee
Is overdue, the deadline has been missed
He’d done the work, the best I’ve ever seen!
You’d be so proud of all his clever puns
But then we had a visit from the Queen
She’d taken ill and suffered with the runs!
We let her in to use the lavatory
But then we heard her banging on the door
She’d run right out of toilet paper, see?
And ordered us to quickly fetch her more
We did the only thing that could be done
I hope you understand Sir
Signed,
My Mom
Sep 29, 2014
Sep 29, 2014 at 7:37 AM UTC
Addressee:
Department Head of Creativity,
HP School Of Rhymes and Poetry
Dear Mr Cole,
I write an ernest plea
To crave forgiveness for my little Tryst
For as you know the homework set by thee
Is overdue, the deadline has been missed
He’d done the work, the best I’ve ever seen!
You’d be so proud of all his clever puns
But then we had a visit from the Queen
She’d taken ill and suffered with the runs!
We let her in to use the lavatory
But then we heard her banging on the door
She’d run right out of toilet paper, see?
And ordered us to quickly fetch her more
We did the only thing that could be done
I hope you understand Sir
Signed,
My Mom
First published September 29th 2014, 21:35 AEST
