Drive a hummer in Amsterdam,
protest their red-light district,
claiming Pat Robinson sent you.
Preach that marijuana
should only be for medical reasons
Hard liquor is great for your brain, liver
and all vital organs
Go into a Synagogue recite a Mein Kamf
passage
Meanwhile, triple cross your fingers, your toes and hastily
leave shouting praises to Adolph
Go into an expensive Italian restaurant,
whip out a can of Dinney Moore stew,
open can up meanwhile sing loudly "When Irish Eyes Are Smiling"
After all this, check yourself in because without doubt
you are seriously ill
Sep 19, 2014
Sep 19, 2014 at 5:57 PM UTC
Drive a hummer in Amsterdam,
protest their red-light district,
claiming Pat Robinson sent you.
Preach that marijuana
should only be for medical reasons
Hard liquor is great for your brain, liver
and all vital organs
Go into a Synagogue recite a Mein Kamf
passage
Meanwhile, triple cross your fingers, your toes and hastily
leave shouting praises to Adolph
Go into an expensive Italian restaurant,
whip out a can of Dinney Moore stew,
open can up meanwhile sing loudly "When Irish Eyes Are Smiling"
After all this, check yourself in because without doubt
you are seriously ill
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