read me literal, dear reader
please - for I never transcend
beyond the obvious
I am in the physical, embodied and whole
and so cannot go into things figurative
or metaphorical,
satirical, persona-cast, parodic or symbolic
*Irony, I've always known, is some contraption
wrought by an ironsmith*
and so to me, dear reader
"He's got the whole world in his hands"
is a ridiculous proposition, makes no sense;
and Isaac Newton was obviously
suffering from concussion
from the literal apple
that hit him hard on his head
when he extemporised:
*"If I have seen further it is
by standing on the shoulders of giants."*
Bah! Humbug! - a scientist and you believe in giants!
Come on Newton - you're nuts! Stick to apples!
read me literal, dear reader -
so when I say my wife is an angel
I mean she's dead and she floats around me
making ****** sure I don't get hitched again
till I too become an angel, or fiend,
however it may come to pass;
and the guy who tells me: "Nice day, isn't it"
when it's raining cats and dogs
is obviously some crazy *******
Oct 13, 2014
Oct 13, 2014 at 5:01 AM UTC
read me literal, dear reader
please - for I never transcend
beyond the obvious
I am in the physical, embodied and whole
and so cannot go into things figurative
or metaphorical,
satirical, persona-cast, parodic or symbolic
*Irony, I've always known, is some contraption
wrought by an ironsmith*
and so to me, dear reader
"He's got the whole world in his hands"
is a ridiculous proposition, makes no sense;
and Isaac Newton was obviously
suffering from concussion
from the literal apple
that hit him hard on his head
when he extemporised:
*"If I have seen further it is
by standing on the shoulders of giants."*
Bah! Humbug! - a scientist and you believe in giants!
Come on Newton - you're nuts! Stick to apples!
read me literal, dear reader -
so when I say my wife is an angel
I mean she's dead and she floats around me
making ****** sure I don't get hitched again
till I too become an angel, or fiend,
however it may come to pass;
and the guy who tells me: "Nice day, isn't it"
when it's raining cats and dogs
is obviously some crazy *******
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