if i drowned myself
somebody would ****** their hand into my bowl of fruit loops and pull my face up
if i jumped off a building
somebody would put pillows on the carpet to soften the fall
if i put a (glue)gun to my temple
somebody would snap a picture with the caption "idiot pastes her hand to her forehead"
if i ate poison
somebody would rush to my side and ban me from eating fast food ever again
if i committed a fashion faux pas
my best friend would tell me to change my outfit
but if i pulled a trigger on an entire country
the world would go silent
just to watch
Sep 15, 2014
Sep 15, 2014 at 1:21 AM UTC
if i drowned myself
somebody would ****** their hand into my bowl of fruit loops and pull my face up
if i jumped off a building
somebody would put pillows on the carpet to soften the fall
if i put a (glue)gun to my temple
somebody would snap a picture with the caption "idiot pastes her hand to her forehead"
if i ate poison
somebody would rush to my side and ban me from eating fast food ever again
if i committed a fashion faux pas
my best friend would tell me to change my outfit
but if i pulled a trigger on an entire country
the world would go silent
just to watch
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