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IfoundmyselfhangglidingovermalibucaliforniaandIforgothowtotlandforabouttwoandahalfhoursIeventuallyendedupcrashingintotheroofofamastrosbistroIthencasuallywalkedthroughthedoubledoorentrancewalkupedtothebarandaskedforascotchontherocksbartenderlookedatmeoddlyasInoticedIhadajamesbodnsuitonupsidedownItwasafuckingspectacleonlyIcantrememberwheremydatewaseitherprobablyfuckingtheownerorthedoormanwhichwaswhisperedinmyearbysomesadisticmiddleagesobesewhitewomanengorgingherselfoncheeseandlobsterIproclaimtheywateredthatshitdownalthoughIwastoospacedtorealizethatitwasjusttheicecubesandIwasjustbeingaloofregardlessIthrewtheglassontothefloorandstartedscreamingthattheestablishmentiswrongneverthelessmyboothwasrefusedserviceIwaspursuedbysecurityoutthedoorbutconfidentlyledmyselfoutonlytorealizeIhadforgottenmyfuckingiphoneintherestaurantasIwentbackinIrealizedthepropertyhadtransformedintoanadulttoyshopwithallofmyexessurroundingthecashregisterholyfuckinshitholyfuckingshitholyfuckingshitthisisitisntitthisisitisntit? It was so real.
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Sep 11, 2014
Sep 11, 2014 at 3:20 PM UTC
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IfoundmyselfhangglidingovermalibucaliforniaandIforgothowtotlandforabouttwoandahalfhoursIeventuallyendedupcrashingintotheroofofamastrosbistroIthencasuallywalkedthroughthedoubledoorentrancewalkupedtothebarandaskedforascotchontherocksbartenderlookedatmeoddlyasInoticedIhadajamesbodnsuitonupsidedownItwasafuckingspectacleonlyIcantrememberwheremydatewaseitherprobablyfuckingtheownerorthedoormanwhichwaswhisperedinmyearbysomesadisticmiddleagesobesewhitewomanengorgingherselfoncheeseandlobsterIproclaimtheywateredthatshitdownalthoughIwastoospacedtorealizethatitwasjusttheicecubesandIwasjustbeingaloofregardlessIthrewtheglassontothefloorandstartedscreamingthattheestablishmentiswrongneverthelessmyboothwasrefusedserviceIwaspursuedbysecurityoutthedoorbutconfidentlyledmyselfoutonlytorealizeIhadforgottenmyfuckingiphoneintherestaurantasIwentbackinIrealizedthepropertyhadtransformedintoanadulttoyshopwithallofmyexessurroundingthecashregisterholyfuckinshitholyfuckingshitholyfuckingshitthisisitisntitthisisitisntit? It was so real.
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kevin-eli
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Sep 11, 2014
Sep 11, 2014 at 3:20 PM UTC
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