Hi my name is Bob
I am afflicted with ****** cranium inversion
I don't get paid, but it is my job
plus I get a kick from the **********
My hair as you can see
is starting to thin
my ****** hair is all but absentee
much to my chagrin.
I stay highly aroused
when my shoulders are touching my feet
and my head is housed
no other feeling can compete.
I have been told
on many occasion
that I should simply unfold
and eliminate all the abrasion.
But, I cannot help it
I fear its too late
for me to just quit
and start walking straight.
So I came to this place
in hopes that you could provide
some **** for my face
so out my **** it would slide.
Dec 20, 2010
Dec 20, 2010 at 7:45 PM UTC
Hi my name is Bob
I am afflicted with ****** cranium inversion
I don't get paid, but it is my job
plus I get a kick from the **********
My hair as you can see
is starting to thin
my ****** hair is all but absentee
much to my chagrin.
I stay highly aroused
when my shoulders are touching my feet
and my head is housed
no other feeling can compete.
I have been told
on many occasion
that I should simply unfold
and eliminate all the abrasion.
But, I cannot help it
I fear its too late
for me to just quit
and start walking straight.
So I came to this place
in hopes that you could provide
some **** for my face
so out my **** it would slide.
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