Three pigs sat in a tree
wondering which was best
gorging down a meal
as quickly as can be
A toad looked up
and was afraid.
After a frightened 'ribbut'
it jumped away.
The first pig ate all the leaves
and bark and bugs too,
it ate everything, leaving
just the second pig's hair-do
The sound of the pig's gluttony
echoed throughout the forest
and all the small critters
ran away to buy insurance.
The second pig did not fret
in fact all he ate was a
twelve-year-old baguette
That's when the old bear
could smell his next meal
he romped around looking for bacon
but exerted himself too much
for he keeled over;
for real.
The third pig starved
and fell out of the tree
it landed on its back next to ants
smoking ****
The pig was saved
for it had a feast.
That's the story of three pigs in a tree.
Aug 9, 2014
Aug 9, 2014 at 12:33 AM UTC
Three pigs sat in a tree
wondering which was best
gorging down a meal
as quickly as can be
A toad looked up
and was afraid.
After a frightened 'ribbut'
it jumped away.
The first pig ate all the leaves
and bark and bugs too,
it ate everything, leaving
just the second pig's hair-do
The sound of the pig's gluttony
echoed throughout the forest
and all the small critters
ran away to buy insurance.
The second pig did not fret
in fact all he ate was a
twelve-year-old baguette
That's when the old bear
could smell his next meal
he romped around looking for bacon
but exerted himself too much
for he keeled over;
for real.
The third pig starved
and fell out of the tree
it landed on its back next to ants
smoking ****
The pig was saved
for it had a feast.
That's the story of three pigs in a tree.
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