Wanted (read the three day old paper):
yourself, position effective immediately, pay negotiable
Being in the job market for longer than I’d care to admit, I applied.
I could be a yourself.
I hoped I wouldn’t have to sit in a cubicle.
(I knew I could though, if it came right down to it).
I wore Roots sweatpants to the job interview,
It’s quirky, I thought, I am just doing me.
I envisioned my power animal: that vastly underrated emoji
(You know the one; he’s coy as ****
I was also coy as ****
Or as coy as I could ******* feel in pants whose proud purpose was to make their wearer perspire.
I bet NO ONE had thought of this.
Turns out everyone had thought of it.
****
Needless to say, I didn’t get the position; the yourself life wasn’t for me.
So I applied elsewhere.
Somewhere far away from that whole embarrassing sweatpant fiasco.
Aug 3, 2014
Aug 3, 2014 at 2:41 PM UTC
Wanted (read the three day old paper):
yourself, position effective immediately, pay negotiable
Being in the job market for longer than I’d care to admit, I applied.
I could be a yourself.
I hoped I wouldn’t have to sit in a cubicle.
(I knew I could though, if it came right down to it).
I wore Roots sweatpants to the job interview,
It’s quirky, I thought, I am just doing me.
I envisioned my power animal: that vastly underrated emoji
(You know the one; he’s coy as ****
I was also coy as ****
Or as coy as I could ******* feel in pants whose proud purpose was to make their wearer perspire.
I bet NO ONE had thought of this.
Turns out everyone had thought of it.
****
Needless to say, I didn’t get the position; the yourself life wasn’t for me.
So I applied elsewhere.
Somewhere far away from that whole embarrassing sweatpant fiasco.
