I wonder how Tarzan felt,
I mean he ruled the jungle once,
had his king chimp by his side,
kicked a lot of lion ***
Then Jane showed up
in her leopard-skin outfit.
Soon the guy couldn't win,
and he put on a gut.
The natives said he'd hit a rut,
was not as fast as he used to be
& had a croc scar to prove it.
Then again,
we all have choices,
so it really doesn't matter
how Tarzan felt
now does it?
Jul 11, 2014
Jul 11, 2014 at 4:57 PM UTC
I wonder how Tarzan felt,
I mean he ruled the jungle once,
had his king chimp by his side,
kicked a lot of lion ***
Then Jane showed up
in her leopard-skin outfit.
Soon the guy couldn't win,
and he put on a gut.
The natives said he'd hit a rut,
was not as fast as he used to be
& had a croc scar to prove it.
Then again,
we all have choices,
so it really doesn't matter
how Tarzan felt
now does it?
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