Be mindful of the gap between
the stapler and tape dispenser.
That my boy,
is where evil breeds hate.
Bacteria waiting for the right moment.
A sickly blitzkrieg.
We are alive,
here in the office,
Looking for the next paid holiday.
One that will come too soon.
Forgive me for rambling,
it is what I do best.
Alone in my thoughts
and feeling like I am back home.
The road to ruin.
How can I help you today?
Oh,
I can't really do anything for you.
I do not care.
I respectfully request that you stop.
This poem will ruin your day.
I would feel bad.
Let's forget this ever happened and
get back to what we do best.
Staring into space and hoping it reverses.
Jul 7, 2014
Jul 7, 2014 at 2:15 PM UTC
Be mindful of the gap between
the stapler and tape dispenser.
That my boy,
is where evil breeds hate.
Bacteria waiting for the right moment.
A sickly blitzkrieg.
We are alive,
here in the office,
Looking for the next paid holiday.
One that will come too soon.
Forgive me for rambling,
it is what I do best.
Alone in my thoughts
and feeling like I am back home.
The road to ruin.
How can I help you today?
Oh,
I can't really do anything for you.
I do not care.
I respectfully request that you stop.
This poem will ruin your day.
I would feel bad.
Let's forget this ever happened and
get back to what we do best.
Staring into space and hoping it reverses.