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1. When seeking a lost thumbtack it is best to walk barefoot in the dark. 2. If the **** is up to your neck don't make waves. 3. To live in mind and groupmind is like trying to dig a well with a needle. 4. Your face is inscribed with unhappiness---wash it off. 5. Sooner or later we all sit down to a banquet of  consequences. 6. Youre so full of **** if I gave you an enema youd  fit in a  matchbox afterwards. 7. If you want to commit suicide but cant quite  find the courage then spend two days in any  Muslim country--that will do the trick. 8. If its a **** don't polish it. 9. You can always tell a Yorkshire man but you can never tell him much. 10. if your IQ is so low that you must be watered twice a day--then pay your water bill.
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Jul 7, 2014
Jul 7, 2014 at 11:46 AM UTC
10 pieces of advice
1. When seeking a lost thumbtack it is best to walk barefoot in the dark. 2. If the **** is up to your neck don't make waves. 3. To live in mind and groupmind is like trying to dig a well with a needle. 4. Your face is inscribed with unhappiness---wash it off. 5. Sooner or later we all sit down to a banquet of  consequences. 6. Youre so full of **** if I gave you an enema youd  fit in a  matchbox afterwards. 7. If you want to commit suicide but cant quite  find the courage then spend two days in any  Muslim country--that will do the trick. 8. If its a **** don't polish it. 9. You can always tell a Yorkshire man but you can never tell him much. 10. if your IQ is so low that you must be watered twice a day--then pay your water bill.
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Jul 7, 2014
Jul 7, 2014 at 11:46 AM UTC
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