The Doctor Will See You Now
holy cow and praise the Lord
things have changed and I got lucky
someone pulled on my ripcord
now my day won't be so sucky
I just got a message from the nurse
she said she heard my crying plea
be sure to bring your wallet or purse
cause this is really gonna cost you see
everyone knows that you're a whiner
phobia should be your middle name
from Oregon to South Carolina
always looking for someone to blame
I can hear the banjos picking in my head
blowing tones from an old brown jug
forgot to take my meds I said
my pulse is quick I've caught a bug
we all know that you are really sick
but it's not a cold, cough or even the flu
you could make an appointment with just a click
you just want attention paid to you
but the doctor split left me here alone
to deal with things and I don't know how
shut you face and get off the phone
the love Doctor will see you now
Gomer LePoet...
Sep 11, 2011
Sep 11, 2011 at 8:34 AM UTC
The Doctor Will See You Now
holy cow and praise the Lord
things have changed and I got lucky
someone pulled on my ripcord
now my day won't be so sucky
I just got a message from the nurse
she said she heard my crying plea
be sure to bring your wallet or purse
cause this is really gonna cost you see
everyone knows that you're a whiner
phobia should be your middle name
from Oregon to South Carolina
always looking for someone to blame
I can hear the banjos picking in my head
blowing tones from an old brown jug
forgot to take my meds I said
my pulse is quick I've caught a bug
we all know that you are really sick
but it's not a cold, cough or even the flu
you could make an appointment with just a click
you just want attention paid to you
but the doctor split left me here alone
to deal with things and I don't know how
shut you face and get off the phone
the love Doctor will see you now
Gomer LePoet...
