PARODY OF "IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN" FROM "THE WIZARD OF OZ"
(Scarecrow)
I could scare away the haters
Who ain't nuthin' but traitors
and not Ameri-cuns.
And my clip I'd be loadiin'
Fill the ******* with forebodin'
If I only had a gun
The body would be riddled
of any individ'le
Who ever hurt someone
(Dorothy)
With the shots you'd be shootin'
You could be another Nugent
If you only had a gun
(Scarecrow)
Oh, I would tell you of
The second amendment
I could shoot at people like the President
And then I'd sit and do a stint.
It would not be just a trifle
to ban my assault rifle
and ruin all my fun.
I would ***** and then I'd gripe
And shoot you in the windpipe
If I only had a gun.
Jun 25, 2014
Jun 25, 2014 at 11:50 PM UTC
PARODY OF "IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN" FROM "THE WIZARD OF OZ"
(Scarecrow)
I could scare away the haters
Who ain't nuthin' but traitors
and not Ameri-cuns.
And my clip I'd be loadiin'
Fill the ******* with forebodin'
If I only had a gun
The body would be riddled
of any individ'le
Who ever hurt someone
(Dorothy)
With the shots you'd be shootin'
You could be another Nugent
If you only had a gun
(Scarecrow)
Oh, I would tell you of
The second amendment
I could shoot at people like the President
And then I'd sit and do a stint.
It would not be just a trifle
to ban my assault rifle
and ruin all my fun.
I would ***** and then I'd gripe
And shoot you in the windpipe
If I only had a gun.
It's a joke, folks. Just a joke.
