My darling you could keep my heart in your locker
but your Dad is a wrestler, your brothers are Dockers,
so on our hot lovin' they have put the mockers
'cause I don't have the guts to face violent cockblockers.
You like to take selfies
You sure like to ROFL
You taught me of two girls, one cup and blue waffles
Your knowledge is endless on things such as these
If only your brothers weren't so hard to please.
They think I'm a man ***** a bounder, a cad,
a love shy lothario, a bit of a "lad"
on this I won't argue, the point is well made
but I'm young (ish) and ***** and like to get laid.
They think you're an angel
but that's not the case
'cause the photos you sent me
were not of your face....
Jun 23, 2014
Jun 23, 2014 at 1:06 PM UTC
My darling you could keep my heart in your locker
but your Dad is a wrestler, your brothers are Dockers,
so on our hot lovin' they have put the mockers
'cause I don't have the guts to face violent cockblockers.
You like to take selfies
You sure like to ROFL
You taught me of two girls, one cup and blue waffles
Your knowledge is endless on things such as these
If only your brothers weren't so hard to please.
They think I'm a man ***** a bounder, a cad,
a love shy lothario, a bit of a "lad"
on this I won't argue, the point is well made
but I'm young (ish) and ***** and like to get laid.
They think you're an angel
but that's not the case
'cause the photos you sent me
were not of your face....
True story....ish :-)
