a rumor is circulating in gardening circles
on the continent of England
the said rumor has traveled along a long vine
to the down under land
we the vegetable growers of Brisbane
are very disturbed by what we've heard
to us the rumor sounds rather absurd
we've taken it upon ourselves
to send a letter to the British Garden Society
asking them if the rumor has any propriety
sometimes a story
can be misrepresented
especially when the details of it
aren't correctly presented
we're seeking clarification
from those who have the right oil
as to whether the rumor
has any truth in the soil
this is the rumor that is doing the rounds
and it relates to the High Grove grounds
a Yorkshire man who was sight seeing there
has said that he saw Charles the regal heir
talking to the garden slugs and snails
whilst walking amid the lettuce and kale
we know that his highness loves chatting to the trees
and has often spoken to the earthworms and bees
we're totally dumbfounded to hear
of him talking to garden pests
and we're hoping of this behavior
the Prince will soon divest
Jun 13, 2014
Jun 13, 2014 at 6:50 AM UTC
a rumor is circulating in gardening circles
on the continent of England
the said rumor has traveled along a long vine
to the down under land
we the vegetable growers of Brisbane
are very disturbed by what we've heard
to us the rumor sounds rather absurd
we've taken it upon ourselves
to send a letter to the British Garden Society
asking them if the rumor has any propriety
sometimes a story
can be misrepresented
especially when the details of it
aren't correctly presented
we're seeking clarification
from those who have the right oil
as to whether the rumor
has any truth in the soil
this is the rumor that is doing the rounds
and it relates to the High Grove grounds
a Yorkshire man who was sight seeing there
has said that he saw Charles the regal heir
talking to the garden slugs and snails
whilst walking amid the lettuce and kale
we know that his highness loves chatting to the trees
and has often spoken to the earthworms and bees
we're totally dumbfounded to hear
of him talking to garden pests
and we're hoping of this behavior
the Prince will soon divest
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