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This job is just one long drawn out lobotomy. Hey quit putting gum on the bottom of these desks you ******* I can think of a few ways to get out of here but I don't think I can afford a ****** harassment lawsuit. I'm about 2 minutes away from a faking a seizure and about 5 from a real one. Hey Guantanamo Bay, are your methods of torture outdated and boring? Then have I got a deal for you... You think you can just drop Seinfeld references and I won't pick up on them? You thought wrong, ***** I think I lost the ability to see color... All work and no play makes Ashton a dull boy... I'm still waiting on Betty White to crawl her old *** out here and tell me this is some kind of practical joke. Homelessness is looking more and more like a serious option Don't pull the fire alarm. Don't pull the fire alarm. Don't pull the fire alarm. Enough is enough! I have had it with all these ************* boogers on these ************* desks!
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Jun 5, 2014
Jun 5, 2014 at 6:01 PM UTC
Rants of a Teenage Janitor
This job is just one long drawn out lobotomy. Hey quit putting gum on the bottom of these desks you ******* I can think of a few ways to get out of here but I don't think I can afford a ****** harassment lawsuit. I'm about 2 minutes away from a faking a seizure and about 5 from a real one. Hey Guantanamo Bay, are your methods of torture outdated and boring? Then have I got a deal for you... You think you can just drop Seinfeld references and I won't pick up on them? You thought wrong, ***** I think I lost the ability to see color... All work and no play makes Ashton a dull boy... I'm still waiting on Betty White to crawl her old *** out here and tell me this is some kind of practical joke. Homelessness is looking more and more like a serious option Don't pull the fire alarm. Don't pull the fire alarm. Don't pull the fire alarm. Enough is enough! I have had it with all these ************* boogers on these ************* desks!
Thought I'd try my hand at a humorous piece. All these thoughts are genuine. My job is really boring. Hope you enjoy it.
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Jun 5, 2014
Jun 5, 2014 at 6:01 PM UTC
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