I tripped over a chair yesterday.
I stubbed my toe the day before.
I head butted the cupboard about five minutes ago.
I’ve broken all my fingers
(I don’t even remember how I did that.)
I hammered my thumb like a rite of passage.
I choked on a sweet aged five.
I nearly drowned in the bath at one point.
I yelled at my mother once.
That is the only time I ever feared for my life!
Nov 9, 2010
Nov 9, 2010 at 2:29 PM UTC
I tripped over a chair yesterday.
I stubbed my toe the day before.
I head butted the cupboard about five minutes ago.
I’ve broken all my fingers
(I don’t even remember how I did that.)
I hammered my thumb like a rite of passage.
I choked on a sweet aged five.
I nearly drowned in the bath at one point.
I yelled at my mother once.
That is the only time I ever feared for my life!