an announcement
was enunciated over the public address
which carries a health message
in its address
listen up lads
the address is directed towards you
taking it on board
would be a good I clue
don't be coy or shy
about your personal equipment
the odd inspection of it
can lead to enlightenment
pull down the trousers
and have a feel around the ball bag
should there be any oddities there
you could have problems in being a stag
lads if you've had to visit
the John several times at night
those excessive twinkling sessions
may well mean that the prostate isn't alright
the ides of depression
oft occur in a man's life
which can be the cause
of much mental strife
men in our communities
need to be alerted to the issue of their health
as without a robust body and mind
they are devoid of health's wealth
make appointments
with your GP's
so they can check you over
for any anomalies
May 30, 2014
May 30, 2014 at 7:18 PM UTC
an announcement
was enunciated over the public address
which carries a health message
in its address
listen up lads
the address is directed towards you
taking it on board
would be a good I clue
don't be coy or shy
about your personal equipment
the odd inspection of it
can lead to enlightenment
pull down the trousers
and have a feel around the ball bag
should there be any oddities there
you could have problems in being a stag
lads if you've had to visit
the John several times at night
those excessive twinkling sessions
may well mean that the prostate isn't alright
the ides of depression
oft occur in a man's life
which can be the cause
of much mental strife
men in our communities
need to be alerted to the issue of their health
as without a robust body and mind
they are devoid of health's wealth
make appointments
with your GP's
so they can check you over
for any anomalies
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