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Calmly open the door (are there too many 'L's?) and- andandandandandandandandandandand- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH There, now there are too many 'A's. And Haitches. So, welcome in, leave your hat in the corner, try some fine sparkling apple juice - no, your the beautiful one tonight, ma'am, uh, m'lady - oh, sit down, sit down, leave your suitcase on the floor, it's fine, would you care for the dessert- wait, no, we haven't even got the appetisers, silly me, and I- oh, sorry, I needed to breathe. Did I ruin the night for you? Terribly sorry. Hey, wait a second, miss, no, ma'am, no, wait, no, m'lady. M'lady! Milady, please, no, ple- So, do you think it's a coincidence that your hat that day was the same colour as my entrails? Oh, sorry, m'lady, didn't mean to gross you out.
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May 24, 2014
May 24, 2014 at 4:42 AM UTC
m'lady? you okay? okay.
Calmly open the door (are there too many 'L's?) and- andandandandandandandandandandand- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH There, now there are too many 'A's. And Haitches. So, welcome in, leave your hat in the corner, try some fine sparkling apple juice - no, your the beautiful one tonight, ma'am, uh, m'lady - oh, sit down, sit down, leave your suitcase on the floor, it's fine, would you care for the dessert- wait, no, we haven't even got the appetisers, silly me, and I- oh, sorry, I needed to breathe. Did I ruin the night for you? Terribly sorry. Hey, wait a second, miss, no, ma'am, no, wait, no, m'lady. M'lady! Milady, please, no, ple- So, do you think it's a coincidence that your hat that day was the same colour as my entrails? Oh, sorry, m'lady, didn't mean to gross you out.
Work on your speech, boy.
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May 24, 2014
May 24, 2014 at 4:42 AM UTC
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