1)
See, **** Susan is on holiday
and she's made her way
to the hotel roof
on her second day
**** Susan takes off her dress
and in her bikini
she sunbathes on the roof
"Ah, this is the life," she says
"The sun and the roof all to myself"
2)
See, **** Susan on her third day
this time
sunbathing stark naked
on the roof
and she turns over
with her buttocks to the sky
and the native hotel bellboy
comes running up
and panting
and from an official distance he says:
*"Madam, I humbly beg you
put on bikini at least
like you did yesterday"*
And see **** Susan smirking
and she says:
*"What's the problem, kid?
No one's gonna see me here"*
"But madam," says the cringing native
*"You are lying face down
on our high-tech one-way vision
dining-hall skylight roof"*
May 13, 2014
May 13, 2014 at 5:27 PM UTC
1)
See, **** Susan is on holiday
and she's made her way
to the hotel roof
on her second day
**** Susan takes off her dress
and in her bikini
she sunbathes on the roof
"Ah, this is the life," she says
"The sun and the roof all to myself"
2)
See, **** Susan on her third day
this time
sunbathing stark naked
on the roof
and she turns over
with her buttocks to the sky
and the native hotel bellboy
comes running up
and panting
and from an official distance he says:
*"Madam, I humbly beg you
put on bikini at least
like you did yesterday"*
And see **** Susan smirking
and she says:
*"What's the problem, kid?
No one's gonna see me here"*
"But madam," says the cringing native
*"You are lying face down
on our high-tech one-way vision
dining-hall skylight roof"*
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