step 1:
random-add everyone you see
without liking any of their poetry
to get follow-backs for free
step 2:
make your poem trendy
usually about love
heartbreak, loneliness,
lust, or whatever has the most hashtags these days
step 3:
speaking of hashtags
make sure to sprinkle your poem
with as much hashtags as possible
(don't even think about if they're related
or not)
#love #trending #anoerxia
*** #death #zucchini
step 4:
if you're running out of ideas
grab something mildly poetic from a song
shake it up a little
and trim it down to about ten words
step 5:
don't forget to make your poem short
because people don't have the attention span
to complete anything these da
step 6:
watch the view numbers come rolling in
and count them like money
congratulations!
you win nothing.
May 3, 2014
May 3, 2014 at 8:39 PM UTC
step 1:
random-add everyone you see
without liking any of their poetry
to get follow-backs for free
step 2:
make your poem trendy
usually about love
heartbreak, loneliness,
lust, or whatever has the most hashtags these days
step 3:
speaking of hashtags
make sure to sprinkle your poem
with as much hashtags as possible
(don't even think about if they're related
or not)
#love #trending #anoerxia
*** #death #zucchini
step 4:
if you're running out of ideas
grab something mildly poetic from a song
shake it up a little
and trim it down to about ten words
step 5:
don't forget to make your poem short
because people don't have the attention span
to complete anything these da
step 6:
watch the view numbers come rolling in
and count them like money
congratulations!
you win nothing.
since when did poetry become a popularity contest? / all resemblances to real people are entirely coincidental, no offense intended.
