I was at the entrance
of the high-rise apartments
and I phoned my grandma upstairs
and she offered me her instructions:
*“Well, Josie…I’m at 354
you got to hit the green, square button
with your elbow
at the entrance where you are;
and I’ll release open the glass doors
and then go to the lift on the right
and punch the button with your elbow
and then get in and punch 3
with your elbow
and then when you are up on 3
look for Unit 54
and punch on its button with your elbow
and I’ll open the door”*
*“OK, easy, grandma…
But why am I punching all these
buttons with my elbow?”*
“What?” my grandma screamed.
“You mean you are coming empty-handed?”
May 3, 2014
May 3, 2014 at 5:06 AM UTC
I was at the entrance
of the high-rise apartments
and I phoned my grandma upstairs
and she offered me her instructions:
*“Well, Josie…I’m at 354
you got to hit the green, square button
with your elbow
at the entrance where you are;
and I’ll release open the glass doors
and then go to the lift on the right
and punch the button with your elbow
and then get in and punch 3
with your elbow
and then when you are up on 3
look for Unit 54
and punch on its button with your elbow
and I’ll open the door”*
*“OK, easy, grandma…
But why am I punching all these
buttons with my elbow?”*
“What?” my grandma screamed.
“You mean you are coming empty-handed?”
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