1)
There are three letters
which form strange company -
that's, let me announce them:
C, P and E
(audience claps; C, P and E bow)
2)
Which word
(this may sound a little twisted)
*begins and ends with the same one letter of the three -
and yet, impossibly, has only one letter?*
That's E - as in an envelope, see?
and it's only got one letter!
...ha,ha...he, he, he...
(audience laughs, E grins)
3)
*And now, of these three -
C, P and E -
which holds most water?*
(audience, please, look puzzled)
Why, C - C has the most water, see?
...he, he, he...
(wave of tolerant laughter sweeps over the audience)
4)
And now for the finale
(audience shows signs of impatience;
C, P and E appear nonchalant):
*What starts with the letter P
and ends with the letter E
and - wait for this -
has thousands of letters?*
da, da, di, da, da, di, dum...hmmm?
well...the....POST OFFICE!
(the audience does not laugh
as most nowadays
don't know what a post office is -
just look at each potbelly;
C, P and E nevertheless take a bow)
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(audience heaves sigh of relief
as they leave)
May 2, 2014
May 2, 2014 at 12:55 AM UTC
1)
There are three letters
which form strange company -
that's, let me announce them:
C, P and E
(audience claps; C, P and E bow)
2)
Which word
(this may sound a little twisted)
*begins and ends with the same one letter of the three -
and yet, impossibly, has only one letter?*
That's E - as in an envelope, see?
and it's only got one letter!
...ha,ha...he, he, he...
(audience laughs, E grins)
3)
*And now, of these three -
C, P and E -
which holds most water?*
(audience, please, look puzzled)
Why, C - C has the most water, see?
...he, he, he...
(wave of tolerant laughter sweeps over the audience)
4)
And now for the finale
(audience shows signs of impatience;
C, P and E appear nonchalant):
*What starts with the letter P
and ends with the letter E
and - wait for this -
has thousands of letters?*
da, da, di, da, da, di, dum...hmmm?
well...the....POST OFFICE!
(the audience does not laugh
as most nowadays
don't know what a post office is -
just look at each potbelly;
C, P and E nevertheless take a bow)
-----------------------------------------
(audience heaves sigh of relief
as they leave)
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