I cant help it I play with it
all of the time, Its starting to
smell funny, but I just have
not got the time.
I get funny looks when I walk
about, people saying I smell
like a CHEESE BOARD what the
hell they on about.
I cant help it, I have an idle hand
down the trousers it goes and
away plays my hand.
I woke up one morning and some
thing I could smell, my hand
still down there I sniffed my fingers
HOLY CRAP what is that awful smell.
I asked my dog to sniff, he hide in the
corner whimpering , it cant be that bad
so I had another smell. Like mouldy
cheese with sweaty ***** was this
god awful smell.
It was worse than stilton, at least
you can eat that well, this would bring
a girl to tears and no girl would
touch my stick. It would fall off
from lack of use so wash it
and wash it well.
Apr 3, 2014
Apr 3, 2014 at 6:11 PM UTC
I cant help it I play with it
all of the time, Its starting to
smell funny, but I just have
not got the time.
I get funny looks when I walk
about, people saying I smell
like a CHEESE BOARD what the
hell they on about.
I cant help it, I have an idle hand
down the trousers it goes and
away plays my hand.
I woke up one morning and some
thing I could smell, my hand
still down there I sniffed my fingers
HOLY CRAP what is that awful smell.
I asked my dog to sniff, he hide in the
corner whimpering , it cant be that bad
so I had another smell. Like mouldy
cheese with sweaty ***** was this
god awful smell.
It was worse than stilton, at least
you can eat that well, this would bring
a girl to tears and no girl would
touch my stick. It would fall off
from lack of use so wash it
and wash it well.
genital cleanliness is a must :)
