Once i met a mummy
Whose pride got hurt real bad
He'd failed to reach the toilet
It got him pretty mad !
It must be quite frustrating
Being bandaged head to toe
And having to unwrap himself
Each time he needs to go
And then when he has finished
He has to wrap himself again
If he's got the diarrhoea
It must drive him insane !!
And if he doesn't make it
And he has to walk round wet
And he stands next to a heater
And The smell.. he wont forget
So if you meet a mummy
And he's groaning down at you
Be kind and show some sympathy
He's failed to reach the loo !
Oct 10, 2010
Oct 10, 2010 at 2:26 PM UTC
Once i met a mummy
Whose pride got hurt real bad
He'd failed to reach the toilet
It got him pretty mad !
It must be quite frustrating
Being bandaged head to toe
And having to unwrap himself
Each time he needs to go
And then when he has finished
He has to wrap himself again
If he's got the diarrhoea
It must drive him insane !!
And if he doesn't make it
And he has to walk round wet
And he stands next to a heater
And The smell.. he wont forget
So if you meet a mummy
And he's groaning down at you
Be kind and show some sympathy
He's failed to reach the loo !
Another silly one .. lol .. : )
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