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I’ll go to this restaurant cos today I’m eating low-fat and healthy; I want to glow and eat safe and be on a diet and take some weight off my body and so trim some fat off the burden on the National Health Plan; so I’ll go to a healthy restaurant today they serve fresh and they spell out fat contents for each item so I can choose carefully and conscientiously; and the menu board tells me which sandwiches have low fat and which burgers offer health and which meat burgers are approved by the Heart Foundation; and so I’ll eat healthy today and so here I am so can I have one of your low-fat burgers, please…? Yum, that’s going to be really healthy… Yes……with double cheese…yes, make it double meat… And can I have plenty of sauce and add that creamy sauce special too, please….? more of that sauce please….more….more… …more…continue till I tell you to stop… ….thanks….and is it too late to add bacon and sausage? Yes…thanks….yum…that’s really healthy And yeah, why not? – three cookies and a large cup of the post-mix syrup… Yum…that’s healthy and good…Thanks. That’s yummy…I feel good… Also could you pack a takeaway of the same stuff for me dinner, please?
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Oct 5, 2010
Oct 5, 2010 at 11:36 PM UTC
I’ll get healthy food today
I’ll go to this restaurant cos today I’m eating low-fat and healthy; I want to glow and eat safe and be on a diet and take some weight off my body and so trim some fat off the burden on the National Health Plan; so I’ll go to a healthy restaurant today they serve fresh and they spell out fat contents for each item so I can choose carefully and conscientiously; and the menu board tells me which sandwiches have low fat and which burgers offer health and which meat burgers are approved by the Heart Foundation; and so I’ll eat healthy today and so here I am so can I have one of your low-fat burgers, please…? Yum, that’s going to be really healthy… Yes……with double cheese…yes, make it double meat… And can I have plenty of sauce and add that creamy sauce special too, please….? more of that sauce please….more….more… …more…continue till I tell you to stop… ….thanks….and is it too late to add bacon and sausage? Yes…thanks….yum…that’s really healthy And yeah, why not? – three cookies and a large cup of the post-mix syrup… Yum…that’s healthy and good…Thanks. That’s yummy…I feel good… Also could you pack a takeaway of the same stuff for me dinner, please?
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Oct 5, 2010
Oct 5, 2010 at 11:36 PM UTC
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