Possums not only smell nice, but if they really like you, they will put your hand in their pouch and groom you
Cold raccoon hands on your **** are creepy
A rattlesnake will bite the hand that feeds it
Flying squirrels in your bedroom are hard to catch, but cute as hell
Deep down inside, a wild rabbit will always think you want to eat it
What it feels like to bounce off the ceiling when a house explodes because of a gas leak
It is frightening when a squirrel goes into your mouth after peanuts and they are already gone
When you get hit by lightning it sounds like rock and roll
Lightning will strike twice
You must feed a baby rabbit "Special **** from an adult for it to survive
When you jump from a third floor roof, your legs will go numb....Until the pain hits
It is really bad if a rattlesnake wraps around your steering column while driving
You can walk almost half a mile with a broken hip and pelvis
What *** tastes like
The sound your neck makes when it breaks
You can catch a water moccasin 3 times by the neck before he catches on and bites you
A woman will make you carry her through a mud puddle, even after you have been bitten by a water moccasin through an act of your own stupidity
Mar 21, 2014
Mar 21, 2014 at 11:28 AM UTC
Possums not only smell nice, but if they really like you, they will put your hand in their pouch and groom you
Cold raccoon hands on your **** are creepy
A rattlesnake will bite the hand that feeds it
Flying squirrels in your bedroom are hard to catch, but cute as hell
Deep down inside, a wild rabbit will always think you want to eat it
What it feels like to bounce off the ceiling when a house explodes because of a gas leak
It is frightening when a squirrel goes into your mouth after peanuts and they are already gone
When you get hit by lightning it sounds like rock and roll
Lightning will strike twice
You must feed a baby rabbit "Special **** from an adult for it to survive
When you jump from a third floor roof, your legs will go numb....Until the pain hits
It is really bad if a rattlesnake wraps around your steering column while driving
You can walk almost half a mile with a broken hip and pelvis
What *** tastes like
The sound your neck makes when it breaks
You can catch a water moccasin 3 times by the neck before he catches on and bites you
A woman will make you carry her through a mud puddle, even after you have been bitten by a water moccasin through an act of your own stupidity
And the list goes on. But just some Friday fun.
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