She screamed obscenities at the stars
and cursed them out
one by one.
But how do you offend a star?
You can't tell a star,
"Go **** yourself!"
Well, you can, but what good is that?
And honestly, who wants to see ****** stars
pleasure themselves?
You can tell a star,
"How about your core gains so much mass
that it can't stand your own weight,
so it implodes,
and then neutrons bounce off your inner core...
and you explode!"
But really,
how poetic is that?
Anyways she kept yelling and yelling,
expecting some response,
and I could only assume
she would not shut up.
Oct 4, 2010
Oct 4, 2010 at 9:11 PM UTC
She screamed obscenities at the stars
and cursed them out
one by one.
But how do you offend a star?
You can't tell a star,
"Go **** yourself!"
Well, you can, but what good is that?
And honestly, who wants to see ****** stars
pleasure themselves?
You can tell a star,
"How about your core gains so much mass
that it can't stand your own weight,
so it implodes,
and then neutrons bounce off your inner core...
and you explode!"
But really,
how poetic is that?
Anyways she kept yelling and yelling,
expecting some response,
and I could only assume
she would not shut up.
2009