Public swimming pool opening soon.
All welcome.
It’s free and it’s your money
anyway
built for the community
not through philanthropy
but through taxes.
Sometimes we collect so much taxes
we don’t know what to do –
so we throw in a pool
so Council does not drown in the money we collect.
You can’t swim?
So what?
Just jump in – there’s plenty of water to drink.
It’s really free flow of drinks –
drink as much as you can.
**** in the pool while you’re in, if you like.
Do it discretely.
Public swimming pool opening soon.
All welcome.
Oct 4, 2010
Oct 4, 2010 at 6:36 PM UTC
Public swimming pool opening soon.
All welcome.
It’s free and it’s your money
anyway
built for the community
not through philanthropy
but through taxes.
Sometimes we collect so much taxes
we don’t know what to do –
so we throw in a pool
so Council does not drown in the money we collect.
You can’t swim?
So what?
Just jump in – there’s plenty of water to drink.
It’s really free flow of drinks –
drink as much as you can.
**** in the pool while you’re in, if you like.
Do it discretely.
Public swimming pool opening soon.
All welcome.
humor - an attempt to be funny; no offense meant to swimmers, non-swimmers or tax-collectors...
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