On advice from a friend
I’m sure that “plenty of ******* in the world”
and “Love me some freckly *******
were said with the best intentions
On Physics
While I watched a woman Hoola-hoop
and take off her clothes I was fascinated,
but when she laid down on the ground
and took off her stockings, while the hoola-hoop
twirled on, I lost all belief in science.
On painting a brown dormitory ceiling white
“You really have to use both arms to get up in there
Just push it up in the brown
Get it all until it is covered in white
Come on Tom, use your muscles.”
That’s what she said
Oct 2, 2010
Oct 2, 2010 at 9:06 PM UTC
On advice from a friend
I’m sure that “plenty of ******* in the world”
and “Love me some freckly *******
were said with the best intentions
On Physics
While I watched a woman Hoola-hoop
and take off her clothes I was fascinated,
but when she laid down on the ground
and took off her stockings, while the hoola-hoop
twirled on, I lost all belief in science.
On painting a brown dormitory ceiling white
“You really have to use both arms to get up in there
Just push it up in the brown
Get it all until it is covered in white
Come on Tom, use your muscles.”
That’s what she said
*After Susan Buffman’s “Little Commentaries”
Written as an exercise for the MFA program at Columbia College Chicago