My self-summary:
Online dating is kinda new for me.
I have no chance finding mates normally,
Being endangered in France and Germany.
Mating season is March and April
You may not find me ******
But I’ll remain faithful
What I’m doing with my life:
Cryptozoologists trippin’ over my footstep.
Guess I have that effect.
Better check, cause’ I’m being swept and kept
From the public eye
By the FBI, but that ain’t my style.
Just drop on by.
Take a seat. We’ll do a meet and greet.
Tell you my story.
The first things people notice about me:
I got thin lips and a big brow
A nose that’s flat and black
The most private thing I’m willing to admit:
Thought of some tips: Don’t borrow human clothes.
Eat mostly rats for snacks.
What I’m really good at:
My hobbies include banjo.
Beware! When I throw down a hootenanny
Be ready to tango.
Cause’ forest animals know how to jamboree.
Mar 11, 2014
Mar 11, 2014 at 1:00 AM UTC
My self-summary:
Online dating is kinda new for me.
I have no chance finding mates normally,
Being endangered in France and Germany.
Mating season is March and April
You may not find me ******
But I’ll remain faithful
What I’m doing with my life:
Cryptozoologists trippin’ over my footstep.
Guess I have that effect.
Better check, cause’ I’m being swept and kept
From the public eye
By the FBI, but that ain’t my style.
Just drop on by.
Take a seat. We’ll do a meet and greet.
Tell you my story.
The first things people notice about me:
I got thin lips and a big brow
A nose that’s flat and black
The most private thing I’m willing to admit:
Thought of some tips: Don’t borrow human clothes.
Eat mostly rats for snacks.
What I’m really good at:
My hobbies include banjo.
Beware! When I throw down a hootenanny
Be ready to tango.
Cause’ forest animals know how to jamboree.
#poetry class #bigfoot