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One dude's short, the other's tall both are slim and that's not all both are fat and both are jerky both named Jim, I'd rather turkey. What is it? It's Slim Jims. Yuck. Beef Jerky with Nitrates and heavy on sodium, I saw the Perky Jerky, (it's Turkey Jerky) at Home Depot and I had to have it. Lower Sodium. Good source of protein. Lightweight. and NO Nitrates!
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Mar 8, 2014
Mar 8, 2014 at 7:24 PM UTC
Perky Riddle
One dude's short, the other's tall both are slim and that's not all both are fat and both are jerky both named Jim, I'd rather turkey. What is it? It's Slim Jims. Yuck. Beef Jerky with Nitrates and heavy on sodium, I saw the Perky Jerky, (it's Turkey Jerky) at Home Depot and I had to have it. Lower Sodium. Good source of protein. Lightweight. and NO Nitrates!
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Mar 8, 2014
Mar 8, 2014 at 7:24 PM UTC
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