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The turkey was a-roasting The tatties were a-toasting Have a glass of wine!                 … The brussel’s were a-boiling The pudding was a-baking Brandy first, then dine! … The crackers we’re a-pulling The jokes we are a-telling A tot of port is fine! … The carols we are singin’ The presents we are givin’ A wishky? If there’s time! … Now on the shofa cuddlin’ Kishin’ and a-shnugglin’ A sherry’sh not a crime! … Then we shleep a-dreamin’ In shlumber both a-beamin’ ‘til tequila shunrise time! …
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Oct 18, 2009
Oct 18, 2009 at 6:55 AM UTC
Alcoholic Christmas
The turkey was a-roasting The tatties were a-toasting Have a glass of wine!                 … The brussel’s were a-boiling The pudding was a-baking Brandy first, then dine! … The crackers we’re a-pulling The jokes we are a-telling A tot of port is fine! … The carols we are singin’ The presents we are givin’ A wishky? If there’s time! … Now on the shofa cuddlin’ Kishin’ and a-shnugglin’ A sherry’sh not a crime! … Then we shleep a-dreamin’ In shlumber both a-beamin’ ‘til tequila shunrise time! …
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Oct 18, 2009
Oct 18, 2009 at 6:55 AM UTC
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