On the door the sign it says "Open mike" come in and listen if you like
Get a drink and take a seat come listen to others things
Songs galore, old and new. If you want get up too.
But no you *** you want to heckle and berate someone, oh your special.
So special you came straight from the gym didn't shower and you stink
Your head is topped with a mersey **** oh I'm sorry its your hair
****** this and I'll do that, hot air from a skanks mouth
Well this morning I feel really good because last night I met you
My life may never be the same in fact next week I'll come again
If you open your foul scouse mouth, I'll get up and read this out!
Feb 27, 2014
Feb 27, 2014 at 8:44 PM UTC
On the door the sign it says "Open mike" come in and listen if you like
Get a drink and take a seat come listen to others things
Songs galore, old and new. If you want get up too.
But no you *** you want to heckle and berate someone, oh your special.
So special you came straight from the gym didn't shower and you stink
Your head is topped with a mersey **** oh I'm sorry its your hair
****** this and I'll do that, hot air from a skanks mouth
Well this morning I feel really good because last night I met you
My life may never be the same in fact next week I'll come again
If you open your foul scouse mouth, I'll get up and read this out!
For Megan who gave her all
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